A Nation Teeming With Elmer Gantrys

By John Bloom | 11/07/2007


Yes, that was the sound of 148 televangelists all trying to get through to their lawyers at the same time yesterday morning as the faxes from the Senate Finance Committee sputtered into their headquarters.

For those of you who haven’t yet read about it in the Tampa Tribune (first to break the story), seen it on CBS News (first and most thorough in the electronic media), or pondered its implications in the Wall Street Journal, here’s what happened:

Senator Chuck Grassley, the Iowa Republican whose middle name is “Mr. Accountability,” concluded a two-year investigation of big “prosperity church” ministries with a few suspicions about whether the spirit of the tax code might be in peril. So he sent out letters requesting full voluntary financial disclosure to six of those organizations–three big ones and three not so big.

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The headliners were Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland and his lovely wife Gloria, and Creflo Dollar and his exquisely named wife Taffi.

Less well known, unless you happen to subscribe to “Widow-Fleecing Monthly,” were Randy and Paula White, the couple whose Without Walls International Church in Tampa outlasted their marriage; Joyce Meyer and her loving husband David, of Joyce Meyer Ministries in Fenton, Missouri, who may have had to use their $23,000 marble-topped commode when they heard the news; and Bishop Eddie Long of New Birth Missionary Baptist Church of Lithonia, Georgia, who apparently made the list because of his healthy appetite for faith-based-initiative money.

Confused yet? We happen to know a few of the people at Trinity Foundation who did the nitty-gritty detective work on this, so we’ll lay it out for you:

There’s been a trend over the past 20 years for non-profit corporations, which are required to file reports with the Internal Revenue Service, to convert themselves into churches, which are not required to file anything.

Some of these churches have an appetite for Gulfstream jets, beachfront mansions, Bentleys and cosmetic-surgery funds. This is, of course, in conscious imitation of the Yuppie from Galilee.

People usually have one of three reactions to stories like this:

  1. So what? It’s fools taking money from fools.
  2. Yes, they’re greedy, but they still bring people to God.
  3. God helps those who help themselves. They’ve been blessed. (Admittedly, I don’t know anyone who believes this, but that’s sort of what the “prosperity gospel” is all about.)

All three reactions amount to “Let’s not get our panties all in a bunch about a few redneck preachers getting rich. We’ve got more important things to focus on.”

Unfortunately, it cuts a little deeper than that. The amount of information considered by the Finance Committee before starting down this road amounted to at least the suspicion of a vast criminal conspiracy. (And, lest you think I’m exaggerating, just check the interlocking directorates, shared board members, and shared jet leases of the top 50 or so players that the committee is looking at.) Some of these guys are little more than carnies. Others aren’t as self-consciously criminal but believe their own publicity—but they also know that they’re taking money intended for disaster relief, aid to the poor, and aid to orphans, and converting it into personal luxury items. If that’s legal, then the law should be changed. If that’s illegal, then there should be at least as much jail time for them as Martha Stewart got for lying to the SEC.

Considering the huge issues at stake here—Can the government demand accountability from a church? Can the government define what is and is not a church? Can a religious organization refuse to comply with requests for information on First Amendment grounds?—you might be wondering why Senator Grassley, not a stupid man, sent a mere six letters that have no real teeth to them. If the targeted evangelist were to pull a Bartleby-the-Scrivener and say “I prefer not to answer,” then theres no penalty for that.

But then these were not just any letters. These were very specific letters. These letters had the kind of specific questions that make you pucker up when you read them.

Imagine if you got a letter from Congress saying, “Do you have an AK-47 with serial number 43789467 stowed behind a toolbox in your garage? Please answer yes or no.”

They were those kind of questions. They were the kind of questions that give you the impression that perhaps the Congressman asking them already knows the answer. Hence the phone calls to the lawyers yesterday morning.

We’ll see how this plays out. My own prediction is that most will decide not to comply at all, and then the committee will move in the direction of subpoenas. That will throw everything into a political debate leading up to the 2008 elections, with Republicans asking, “Will this alienate evangelicals?” and Democrats, who actually run the Finance Committee, asking, “Are the Republicans bringing this up to make it look like we hate religion?” That will at least be the occasion for delays, but eventually hearings will be held, the head of the IRS will get pressure, lawsuits will be filed.

If you wanna follow along, check back with us tomorrow. I’ll have some of the best “Long Dong Silver” stories from the files of the Senate Finance Committee.


Comments(149)

StringMan | 03:49 pm on 11/07/2007

Wow! Strong mixed feelings! A big "yessssss!" to see the most egregious malefactors begin to sweat. (Maybe it will give them a faint wake-up call of what they could face at the Last Judgement.) Yet, also a big "Great! another stick for society to use to beat on Christians."

Still, I'm guessing plenty of Christians in legitimate ministries would gladly pick up a stick to give these clowns a whack ... but will wonder what the eventual fallout for our ministries will be.

richard richard | 12:25 am on 11/15/2007

And here's hoping that they won't start holding press conferences damming each other... when the PTL scandal kicked off, the on-camera tit-for-tat seemed to throw gasoline on the fire.

Anonymous | 08:04 pm on 11/20/2007

Praise God as he keeps his promise to expose those at the household of faith first.

Anonymous | 09:10 pm on 12/02/2007

Sometimes people start with the right intentions and end up going askew. The scripture that states..."depart from me you doers of iniquity,I knew you not...." alludes to ministers, that are abusing the resources they have received.....engaged in adultery, illicit sexual relationships, domestic violence and the sin of easy divorce. Instead of addressing these issues with sarcasm we should pray for God's mercy upon them and ourselves. Subsequently, we should never give absolute power to anyone. Absolute Power Corrupts absolutely.

Jon

Paul | 01:05 am on 8/03/2008

The scripture passage where Jesus said for them to depart from Him because He never knew them is in Matthew, chapter seven.
And Jesus WAS-NOT just speaking to deceitful ministers of satan who are stealing from the people ( 2-Corinthians 11:12-15 A-KJV ).
Jesus was speaking to a vast multitude of folks who thought they were saved Christians, but they were deceived by the false doctrines of denominational trinitarian religion, as well as these slime balls preaching self-serving garbage on TV

Anonymous | 09:10 pm on 12/02/2007

Sometimes people start with the right intentions and end up going askew. The scripture that states..."depart from me you doers of iniquity,I knew you not...." alludes to ministers, that are abusing the resources they have received.....engaged in adultery, illicit sexual relationships, domestic violence and the sin of easy divorce. Instead of addressing these issues with sarcasm we should pray for God's mercy upon them and ourselves. Subsequently, we should never give absolute power to anyone. Absolute Power Corrupts absolutely.

Jon

Ron | 03:50 pm on 11/07/2007

It's about time someone took these religi-businesses to task.

Anonymous | 08:25 pm on 11/08/2007

Why would a bunch of gnostic atheist sons of that bunch of Pharisee Jews that Jesus crushed with Truth in His little talk with these g-d hating "sons of the devil" It is obvious why they are so hot under the collar and determine to stop the Great Commission of Christ from getting the Good News out to the world about His death by the same Jews that He embarrassed a mite in front of their 'freinds'. He said to them;
John 8:44 "You [jews] belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father's desire. {just like you sons of Satan are doing.] He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. [And Jesus said, The devil is a Liar. And so are his gnostic sons.] When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies."--------- The devil is a liar!! So are his sons "in his image".

These fine Pharisees kept bugging Him, trying to catch Him ia fib so they could arrest Him. He got enough and dressed them down a mite. A few choice comments He made did upset them, so much they murdered Him, and are still trying to crucify Him with their stupid attacks on His Sons, the Ministers of His Children and the bearers of the Good News of His death to the world to wipe the slate clean for all of their sins. Yours too! He did say:

Pharisees are as "you brood of vipers', [flat on their belly with the Big Serpent] "hypocrites", "Babbling like pagans" [folks with a one way ticket to the Big BBQ Pit.] their "teachings are but the rules of 'men'" [idiots] "blind guides", "blind men", ['sons of the devil'] """guard against...the teachings of the Pharisees and Sadducees", [liars, deceivers' smoke blowers. Sounds like Ole Anthony, Tony Boy!] "you yourself do not enter into the kingdom of heaven" [and they thought they were the 'chosen'.] "you foolish people" [have to be simple stupid to mess with the Son of God.] "you are like unmarked graves", "you snakes", "condemned to hell", [that did it. They hung Him on a cros until He was dead.] Well. People don't seem to understand that God does hold a grudge and believes in pay backs. Hears what He had to say to the Zionist filth.

Ezeh 13:8 Therefore thus saith the Lord; "Because ye have spoken vanity and seen lies, therefore, I 'am' against you," saith the Lord.

Zech 13:8 "and it shall come to pass, [on Judgement Day at the Battle of Armageddon] two parts [2/3rds] therein shall be cutoff and die; but the third [1/3rd] shall be left therein." [Those Jews converted to Christianity shall live.] For those who attack or support an attack against these Sons of God, they will be part of that 2/3rd who will burn on the Big BBQ PIT. Ole Anthony is not a Christian. He is a LIAR like his father, "the devil'. A Christian Leader knows that God forbids His Sons from ever taking their dirty laundry into the dominion of Satan and His Pharisiac Sons and their "Caesar courts" with Gold Fringed Martial Law Flags standing behind the jedge of the UNITED STATES CORPORATION, Democracy of Socialism, Atheism, Talmudism. Political Correct-ism !! The USA, Republic is God's 'chosen' Nation, Moral Government over the Moral Men, We the People. The USA, Republic, under the "Creator". Re: the Declaration of Independence and the Constitutions of the 50 States, the "union of the several states."USA, Republic ?? Do you know who you are in America and in God? Are you a Citizen of the Republic and Heaven? God help you if you are not. You Pharisee sympathizers who beleive in 'equality' choose to put Jesus and His Sons in the same category as a "Liar and the father of Lies in order to make Him appear equal to you and your father, "the devil". What fools are the people of your ilk, and the government, who beleive that you can harm God's Sons. The People are Spirits, in His image, as He is. Holy Spirit ! ?? Destroy the flesh. So what! You have not hurt the Man of God, a Christian. He is Free. Life is eternity in heaven with His Master. Eating water mellon and walking on streets of gold, for ever!. Christ died for you too. I offer you your eternal lives, in His name, and eternal damnation in hell if you refuse. All of them old Pharisees, and their modern Illuminate Zionist Masons, will spend forever being flip like pork on Satans BBQ PIT. He loves you! He loved those murdering sons of the devil also. They chose! Choose People. Accept Christ and support His Sons in that Lions Den of Congress of Satans CORPORATION. US, Democracy of PC and eternal damnation. He loves you. I am furious with you. Even so. I would not like to see you in hell with the Great Liar. Didn't you notice? He lied to you too.
God bless you,

Anonymous | 02:13 am on 11/10/2007

To Anonymous 8:25PM on 11/8/07:

Get help man, your mind is all screwed up! The pimps have brain washed you!! Get help!

jack wilhite | 05:04 pm on 11/10/2007

HEY, ANONYMOUS - IF YOU'RE SO F***ING SURE AND ALL KNOWING, WHY ARE YOU TOO CHICKENSHIT TO GIVE YOUR NAME. MINE'S ABOVE. wANT MY PHONE #, ASSHOLE ?

BJ | 04:53 pm on 11/14/2007

Are you gay?

Anonymous | 04:52 pm on 1/04/2008

Spoken like a true Christian!

Rufus T Firefly | 09:13 pm on 4/09/2008

I take it YOU are a true Christian, unafraid to publish your beliefs to the world?

Oh, you posted as "Anonymous." Almost the same as denying Him.

The Ringo Kid | 11:11 pm on 11/11/2007

Uh Hmm!!Perhaps You should read the"Sermon on The Mount"Again!!
You Know"I Was Hungry,And You Fed Me.I Was Naked,And You Clothed.I Was In Jail,And You visited Me.These Things Ye did for the Least Of My Brethren,Ye Did For Me.".
Or Maybe The Part Where Christ Chased The Money Changers Out Of The Temple,Saying"Ye Have Turned My Holy Place Into A Den Of Theives".
But Then again,Your'e Probably Locked Away In Your Bunker Still Beleiving What That Talking Man on The Radio Tells You About How
"Ruby Ridge and Waco Were Part Of The Government's Plan To Destroy The Christian Religion!!".
Or Your'e still Beleiving Bull O'Really's"War On Christmas"Rant!!!
"Behold,I Will Corrupt Thy Seed and Cover Thy Face In Dung."-mALACHI 2:3

bluestraveler | 05:21 pm on 11/13/2007

WHAT?? Are you serious? Wow! I knew there were nut cases out there, but you take the case brother. Chill out!!

Gregory P. Garwood | 09:50 am on 11/16/2007

Believe it or not this is the babble and "spirituality" that is very very common place in the majority of Pentecostal and charismatic "churches" today. Believe or else! If you question what they are saying or if you question their behavior, you are a "Pharisee" or you are being judgmental. "Touch not the Lord's anointed" they say. Although we have no idea who it was that actually "anointed" the heavy hitters in contemporary Christendom, they have enormous influence over these gullible ones. It's no wonder that guys like David Coresh and Jim Jones were able to lead so many to a tragic end. Most of the "prophet's" and "apostles" of today are no different. Sadly, this is the extreme to which people will fall to when exposed to the brainwashing, false teaching and lies of these "anointed." actually it's laughable. . . . Forgive them, they know not what they do.

RJH | 08:32 pm on 11/30/2007

"very very common place in the majority of Pentecostal and charismatic "churches" today"

"very, very,common" and "Majority", thats a bit general and exaggerated. I'm not Pentecostal nor do I go to a charismatic church at this time, but I have had the privilege of serving in a number of churches over the years that stem from a variety of theological varieties and traditions(some charismatic and others mainline). The majority of charismatic churches that I have been to would peg this guy as a wackjob from the get go. The fact that you had to put the word "churches" in quotes after charismatic is telling. While pentecostal and charismatic churches can attract people like this guy or can provide a base of theology and emotionalism that crooked televangelists are famous for preying on and exploiting, Characterizing Pentecostalism or charismaticism by televangelists, David Coresh, or this wacko, is like characterizing the entire Anglican church by reverend Spong, or the folk syncratistic practices that are happening in the 3rd world. There just honestly there is no basis for doing so. Other than that I agree with the rest of your post.

Joe M. | 03:38 pm on 12/31/2007

"Touch not God's anointed.' Good biblical quote..BUT, it was not talking about preachers, leaders, etc. It was talking about the people of Israel. Frankly I don't want to 'touch' any of 'em..but if any would claim to be a leader, my ONLY obligation is to follow them AS THEY FOLLOW CHRIST, not some personal revelation.

JAY | 02:08 pm on 1/01/2008

THATS WAS RESPONDING TO JOE M.

jay | 02:06 pm on 1/01/2008

uh huh running that big big mouth and dont know what in the world you are talking about.David Coresh and Jim jones were not doing Gods work. they were doing the work of your father and theirs who is satan. God said satan the thief comes to steal, kill, and destroy(you'd know that if u would read GODS word so you dont make ridiculous comments out of ignorance of the Word of God) and look what happened to them. satan killed, stole and destroyed their lives. thats what you all will get for chosen to go against GOD and the Sons of God who are winning millions of souls to Christ doing God's work. A BIG OLE BBQ PIT IN HELL and it will be everlasting punishment that no one can bare but you will have too because u rejected the Love of God and his Word.u know there are some people who wear the priest suit but God didnt call them to preach and they got exposed. you will never hear about any of the "as you all say prosperity preachers" abusing little kids. see the devil has u that senator and a lot of other people decieved. Wake up to the tricks of the devil or it will b hell to pay in the end with satan and his angels for all eternity is what God said. u people need to read Mattew 22:29 if u are really foolish enough to think those preachers are crooks. if a lot of u would put that 6 pack of beer down every night and GET IN GOD'S WORD AND GET REVELATION OF WHAT HIS WORD SAYS YOU'D KNOW THE ONLY CROOKS ARE THE ONES CALLING THEM CROOKS.they are flying in jets doing God's work cause the jets are needed to do that.DUH! getting souls saved by preaching the Word of God to people who really needs to hear it all over the world. u cant do that in honda accord. they are not going to one one your drunk and fonicators parties. every Christian has the Blessing of Abraham, Issac and Jacob on their life(THE INHERITANCE)and what did God say the blessing will do on a Christian's life? proverbs 10:22 says THE BLESSING OF THE LORD,IT MAKETH RICH AND ADDETH NO SORROW WITH IT! BIBLE RICH DONT JUST MEAN MONEY! THOSE PREACHERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE VERY WEALTHY AND BIBLE RICH JUST LIKE EVERY CHRISTIAN WHO RECIEVES IT BY FAITH. those christian who dont believe they're not suposed to be wealthy and bible rich want see it in thier lives just like u sinners will never see it in your life the Kingdom of God way. thats why they claim "o i got ripped off". no they didnt God saw where their heart was and thats usually is why some folk want see it because their not intending on following God and God knows it. it must be recieved by faith. some will and some want. its your choice. read colossians 3:23-25. put $20 million in a christians hand that knows God's word and he will use that $ to advance God's kingdom,help those in need,keep someone from getting evicted out their house with the money too etc. thats what those preachers are doing with that money. put $20 million in u sinners hands and u want think about nobody but your own self. sister,mama,brother dont count. because of SELFISHNESS you would never do any of those things or think to do any of those things for someone who is not your family member or use it to help get the good news of the gospel out unless you are trying to make a name for yourself and 2 look good in front of men. if u would believe and get into Gods word you will find out if u will accept jesus in your life that inheritnce is available to u 2. it worked for me. if you are not walking in truth,faithfull,diligent,TITHING,SOWING,BELIEVING AND SPEAKING GODS WORD. you want see the inheritance or blessing in your life. PRAISE GOD FOR ALL SIX OF THOSE "PROSPERITY PREACHERS".

Anonymous | 04:56 pm on 1/04/2008

But there are so many dupes. It's very sad to me and a little scary.

Anik | 10:24 am on 2/07/2008

sounds like the devil quoting scripture again!!

Anonymous | 01:02 am on 3/09/2008

Huh?

Anonymous | 09:46 pm on 3/19/2008

Hey anonymous. Somewhere in the Bible it says "Love thy neighbor." I think you have either forgotten that, or never learned it in the first place

Anonymous | 07:39 pm on 5/15/2008

Each of these folks were approached by their brothers in Christ in love on many occasions, and continue to be. But,these superstars won't listen to their peers. Therefore, as Jesus said, "That which you have been doing in secret will be shouted from the roof-tops." Since they will not listen to, nor come under the authority of the church or a group of Elders,God must deal with them through the lower authority of civil government, which Paul tells us God Himself has set up. The apostle Paul tels us that Christians ARE under the authority of the civil government, as long as man's laws do not come against God's Word. Then we have the right to follow the Word, over the civil government law, and only then. My question is; Why be in any way afraid? I fill out my taxes every year and have no problem opening the books of the church I pastor to anyone at anytime. Why? Because, I have nothing to hide. If you have nothing to hide, don't worry about it, open it up for all to see now, and be justified. Instead of putting curses (Strictly forbidden by the Word) in a demonic sounding voice on anyone with a question about "your" ministry. I always thought it was God's not "your's". I guarantee you that God will make sure it ALL comes out if you have been dealing wrongly with "His" people. Get back to preaching Christ and Him crucified and get off all this self-help garbage. I am praying for you all to repent, if you are wrong. Or, to be justified in the eyes of all men, if you truly have done nothing for which to be ashamed. What helps us all to know is that one day we will ALL stand before Christ. And at that time we can explain it all to Him.
Pastor, Dr. M Th.D.

The Ringo Kid | 11:03 pm on 11/11/2007

As Hank Hill Sez:"Yep!!I'll Tell You what!!".

Raquel | 03:56 pm on 11/07/2007

My God, this is all over CNN. It seems too good to be true.

Many years ago, I happened to rent a documentary called MARJOE, which I'm sure all who come to this blog are familiar with. It started a fascination with evangelists, TV evangelists in particular, that would ride me for a very long time. I watched them whenever I could. Not one friend shared my appreciation of these sleek, strutting con men, so I was all alone in my obsession. No one appreciated the over the top rock star antics of Jimmy Swaggert, the naked, oily, greed and absurdity of Robert Tilton or the sheer gone-down-the-road weirdness of Benny Hinn. To me, it was better than standup comedy. And when one of them went down in flames--as Swagger did--nobody laughed harder than I did. These guys were *funny* as hell.

One day I learned that one of my Mom's employees, who was ill with cancer, dutifully pledged much of his salary to some ministry, I'm not sure which one. When we tried to reason with him about this, it was no good. Clearly, he believed with all his might that tithing would make a difference in the outcome of his illness.

Suddenly, TV evangelists weren't so funny anymore. Gradually a sense of rage started to creep in whenever I caught one of these liars, usually late at night, and they became just one more example of the fact that there is no justice in life. I'm just a poor old agnostic that doesn't claim to know anything, but I do know that these men are the lowest of the low. Cheating people in the name of Jesus, in the name God, using the bible to JUSTIFY your thievery. . .it just doesn't get any worse than that.

In 1999 I discovered The Door, and learned about The Trinity Foundation, and it seemed to me this group had gotten the concept of Christianity right. Then I learned that it was also a watch dog organization for these asshats, and man, I thought that was the greatest thing in the world. I bought the tapes, I caught Ole Anthony whenever I could on TV and in magazines, newspapers, etc. All the while hoping some turning point would come.

I don't know if this is the turning point I was waiting for, but as I watch this story cycle around and around on CNN I'm thinking OK, I guess there is a God.

Anonymous | 10:11 pm on 11/07/2007

A Republican investigating the Religious Right? What is wrong with this picture? He can kiss their votes good-bye. Hopefully he's term limits.

RCFllrtn | 10:25 am on 11/08/2007

1)Perhaps he's more concerned with what is right (as in correct/true) than with getting votes. If so, Bravo!
2)Besides, it brings much more credibility if "we" begin to take a careful look at "ourselves" instead of dismissing the truth simply because it came out of the mouth of "liberals".

Anonymous | 09:16 pm on 11/12/2007

Grassley is so safe in Iowa, he has no worries and can afford to do what's right. There's no one as conscientous in Washington as him. He even voted against the first Iraq war as one of only two Republicans. He's the real deal.

Anonymous | 09:50 pm on 3/19/2008

The Religious Right hijacked the Republican Party in 2000, just like the hippies hijacked the Democrat Party in 1972. It's time for both political parties to be overhauled.

Destruo Liberticide | 09:34 pm on 11/08/2007

It hurts to hear you speak so foolish and dangerouly sister Raquel! Jimmy swaggart brought more people to Eternal Salvation in his time than any other. He built more new schools, hospitals and churches in Thirld World Countries than any other minitry. Where do you think the money comes from for these wonderful blessing from God. Christians. Rich and poor. How much help have you and your partners in foolishness give to the world needy. Excuse me. I suppose that you "gave at the office". [Something you must understand. With God there ain't big sin. Sin=mistake! Period! god says, when ya sin, repent , and forget about, I have already forgotten. Do better tomorrow,]You have no idea the hardships they men come from, dealt with, obeyed God at all cost. Jimmy came out of a share croppers shack in the Mississipi Deltra. Grew up in the cottin feilds. While you are feeling sorry for them poor ole blacks, feel a little for this po' ol' white trash boy of the Louisiana swamps. God's not a Liar. He keeps His promises. He says, "ask and ye shall receive". "When two or more come together in my name, all things are possible".. Do you think these men, obedeint to the Father, the Son and Holy Spirit, God, were stupid? No! They beleived Him.... Maybe naive.. They exercised their Faith in Him through the "name of Jesus". They beleived. He kept His promises. And! God did not make those liars and deceivers, the politicians, liars, "of", subject to, Satan,,,,,, the Stewards over the World. Yeah! He made a red headed blue eyed red neck named Adam, the overseer over the whole world's needs. Not some Pharisee "son of the devil', or any Attorney either. Talk aqbout "slick and sleazy"! He gave them everything, every creature, Gore's tree-hugged trees, the gold, silver, minerals, 'black gold, oil' everything. The sons of Satan, the real experts on picking an honest man's pocket, those "Money Changers", those Pharisee Jewish Merchants and Bankers who He booted them out of His Father's Temple with a whip. . Better known as the Illuminate Masons, Skull and Bones, Jesuits, Templar Knights, today. The creators of that "government" God warns the world about as He warns us about this trash. Remember the NWO, 'one world government' and the "armies of the world", UN, who plan to attack Israel one day at the Battle of Armageddon. You gonna be there? I am! Hope I see ya there!! Jesus will be there too. Don't wait too long to chose sides. For sure!

These "sleazy freaks" that Satan's sons have ordered before them are not foolish men. Somes smarter'n others. Some one needs to tell them politicians about Satan's Big BBQ PIT. Ain't nairn in Texas that big. These Stewards of God spend their lives trying to keep you and those foolish folk in DC out of hell. The Lord blesses them well for their endeavors. Don't you agree? Do you really want the Sons of God, "kings", preist", "joint heirs" to the Throne of God,, Brothers to the First Son of God, their "friend", Lord and Redeemer, Jesus Christ to run around in dusty sandals and frumpy gowns. This is modern time, days of progress, Political Correct times. Anything goes. Plus. They is real Blue Bloods. Huh? What do you Political Correct masters of "fair and unfair" [not Biblical or Constitutional] know about "Right and Wrong", pure absolutes, where only the honest and righteous dare trod? [Right-Wrong- righteous-Honest---all Political Incorrect words. ] Only liars and cowards qualify as PC. That's why BC's are Bible Correct, even spell clean. They don't need Perfume and Body Splash. They have been cleansed, washed, in the purifying Blood of the Lamb, their Shepherd, Jesus. Hell is hot and muggy. You will need more than Dial Soap and H2O. Jesus is the only way. Give Him a break. He gave you one,,,on the Old Rugged Cross. He is waiting for you....So is the devil! Choose! He loves you. As aggravating as I find you, "in His name", I love you too. That's what we Christians do. May not particularly like you, but we do love you. And. We like being loved too.
Forget Ole Anthony! He is a bigger fraud than all of these imperfect men of God combined, even those phony WW Wrestlers..He's just jealous of God's true sons. They deon't have to get on the interne4t with perversions to get the perverted one attention. I suspect he likes to stroke his ego a tad. Like what Jesus said about them Pharisees who like the best seat at the table and like to show of with big windy flowery prays. Kind'a show off. You know? Ole Anthony is the slickest thing I have seen working for the devil in a while. Christians DO NOT critize their Brothers and Sisters in front of the world of Satan. Yep! God forbids it. The world is devils.. God gave it to him,,and all the pretty, shinny smell good stuff in it. He uses this cheap junk to make fools of cheap folks. You know! Folks that are willing to settle for second best..Makes them think "fair and unfair", immorality, is better than Right or Wrong, Morality. And he expects you to trust him, beleive him. Can ya beleive??
God bless you folks,
J

jack wilhite | 05:12 pm on 11/10/2007

Hey, Destruo Liberticide it's "foolishLY". If you are too ignorant to know an adverb from an adjective - then I don't need any more of your "WISDOM' !!

jack wilhite | 05:14 pm on 11/10/2007

And you mispelled "believe" twice in the last two sentences.

holeinpocket | 12:28 pm on 11/11/2007

Destruo, I honestly cannot decide whether you are a brilliant satirist or a friggin' fruitjob. Enlighten me, brother.

Toad | 05:32 pm on 11/11/2007

Hey Destructo!

You know what the difference between Jimmy Swaggart and a pickpocket is?
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The pickpocket snatches watches.

BJ | 05:44 pm on 11/14/2007

I heard Jimmy Swaggart used to be a wrestler. Can anyone confirm that for me? God Bless.

Anonymous | 01:04 am on 3/09/2008

Huh>\?

Troy Cookerly | 08:44 pm on 4/21/2008

I have a hard time how you can say Ole has an ego while defending preachers that show up to their pulpit in Bentleys and $2000 suits. God often used "the world" to bring down his people when they were not using their material blessings in a just manner.

Carmela2007 | 09:22 pm on 12/05/2007

Yes, Raquel there is a God and He is answering the prayers of His children. That is what you see happening here. Finally! Those who are coming in sheep's clothing but are truly wolves are being exposed. Finally! They have lied, cheated, stolen and taken advantage of the elderly, the poor, the desparate for many years. There is a God Raquel and He is saying it is finished!

JAY | 02:17 pm on 1/01/2008

AFTER READING RAQUEL'S COMMENT I COULD TELL HE NEVER KNEW THERE WAS A GOD

Christopher Smith | 05:15 pm on 11/07/2007

Sen. Grassley is a member of a group called The Family ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_(Christian_political_organization) )which among other things, organizes the National Prayer Breakfast.

Fighting between religous sects? We should probably be used to this by now...

I've always wondered if TV evangelists ever go over Matthew 6:5-8 & Matthew 6:19-21. It would seem these sections of the bible condemn their lifestyles.

Also, if anyone reading hasn't see it... I urge you to check out James Randi debunk Peter Popoff's fake faith healing. Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7BQKu0YP8Y

It's crazy, he was caught in his fraud but is back on TV fleecing vulnerable people: http://www.deceptioninthechurch.com/popoffback.html

Anonymous | 05:19 pm on 11/07/2007

Matthew 6:5-8 & Matthew 6:19-21

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew%206:5-8,%20matthew%2...

Matthew 6:5-8

Prayer
(5)"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. (6)But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. (7)And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. (8)Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.

Matthew 6:19-21

Treasures in Heaven
(19)"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. (20)But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. (21)For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

Anonymous | 10:05 pm on 11/08/2007

I suppose being an expert on scripture is an indicator of a "beleiuver" And He does say, beleive, every one of the oOld KJB, 1611 and the KJV. Be leery of the perversions. i have a younger brother who shot his ankle apart with his hunting rifle. That's right! And he don't think much of Al Gore and tree huggers either. But. While drive from Lodi to Stockton, Ca. one day , while listening to Christian Radio, the Pastor was telling about one of them healers, a healing preacher that was commint to town, in two months. He said, Big Brother. God told me to be there that night,,,and I was,,,on my crutches. Bro, he says. When I stepped into that little church, my ankle swool uo twicst it size and hurt so bad. He says. You know. The de4vil, father over the Pharisees tried his mightiest to get me out. When that preacher said to come forward, I hobbled up on them crutches. And, that was the last time I saw them. The next thing I remember is running out of that church yelling, Praise the Lord.... Well. When I see my little brother, not oftenn, he's in an old foklks home in Louisiana, First thing, I say. Curtis show me that ankle. He pulls off his socks and shoes, both feet, holds them up for me to see, and with his soft voice and little smile. he ask which one? They are both perfect. There's no big hole in the ankle anymore. And that's what God uses men like that converted from Pharisee Judaism to Christianity, does as a conduit of God's blessings. If he didn't publicly pray, and not much,,,"speak it into being" as God says, these people blessed by God would not be blessed. Pray is exercizing your Faith "in the name of Jesus. Those long winded Pharisees Jesus was speaking about were not beleivers, had no power to heal "in the name of Jesus". These 'men' were LIARS in the image of the great liar. At His death, all of these powers of God became to powers of Christians to be used, to claim healings, blessings, Victory over Satan and his sons "in the name of Jesus. Lord. Messiah.

Some Christians are a little human, like there cousins the Jews, a mite greedy, but they don't have to be. God made them Masters over His whole Kingdom on earth. Put them in charge of everything. And, I don't recall Him telling them that they could not wear a little gold, a diamond, or drive a Cadilac. He said, I give it all to you. Take care of it and all life. Use it wisely. But, as God says to His sons. All of ya are bad. Ain't one of you any good. Accept Jesus as Saviour and keep up on the repenting. I know you are all sinners. Just don't forget to repent and do better.
Jesus is Lord.

The Untouchable | 11:42 pm on 11/11/2007

Uh Hmm!!Yes,I'm So sure That Some TV Preacher Healed Your Brother's Shot Up foot!!
About 15 Years Ago,A Friend Of Mine Got His Hand Blown Off By His Brother In Law During An argument!!
Last Time I Saw Him,He still Had A Stump!!
Yes,I Agree That we've all Fallen Short Of The Glory Of god!!
But I Also Know A Damned Fool When I See One as well!!

fourpointer | 05:20 pm on 11/12/2007

I'm not a big fan of "King of the Hill," but I do believe Hank Hill said it best: "Just when ah think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you go and prove me wrong!"

Wow! A long, pointless screed, devoid of any clear thinking, but full of bad grammar and horrendous spelling and punctuation. Maybe "pastor Benny" can help ya with that.

Carmela2007 | 09:29 pm on 12/05/2007

Ok, if you want to be taken seriously...you need to learn how to spell. Especially, words like believer and maybe Cadillac also...

JAY | 02:31 pm on 1/01/2008

CARMELA. U GOT THE POINT WHAT HE WAS SAYING. BEING A SPELLING BEE CHAMP WANT KEEP U OUT HELL. AS LONG AS GOT THE POINT AND I KNOW U DID. GROW UP

Anik | 10:37 am on 2/07/2008

I guess he was lucky his foot was still attached. Might not have worked out so well otherwise.

See http://www.whydoesgodhateamputees.com/

JAY | 02:23 pm on 1/01/2008

U DONT HAVE REVELATION OF THOSE SCRIPTURES. THATS NOT WHAT JESUS IS TALKING ABOUT. SEE ITS U PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND OR HAVE REVELATION OF GODS WORD AND THEN HAVE THE NERVE TO MAKE A FALSE COMMENT OUT OF IGNORANCE.

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