We’re so confused. The Catholic Pope and the born-again President agreed yesterday that terrorism [1] is bad and so is pedophilia [2], while the wry conservative Jew Ben Stein prepared to invoke the Holocaust with his attack on Darwinism, specifically by linking Dachau to super-atheist Richard Dawkins in a film called Expelled [3] that opens Friday. Meanwhile, sobbing renegade Mormon wives were being expelled from West Texas refugee camps [4] so that their children could be shuffled through the state bureaucracy by an army of lawyers converging on San Angelo. And the pontiff was headed toward second base at Yankee Stadium, where he will call for world peace but where, frankly, we would rather see Derek Jeter [5] turning a double play. Fortunately the eminent theological cartoonist Matt Bors [6], our man in Portland, Oregon, tied it all together for us in “World History with the Pope.”