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Will God Regret Selling Crack?
By Joe Bob Briggs
Created 06/29/2008 - 23:24

God Lucky Howard was caught with 22 grams of cocaine in his possession after trying to sell some crack to undercover officers outside a Tampa church. Let’s say he gets the maximum number of prison years under Florida law. Isn’t that sort of like saying, “What if Bill Gates gets the maximum fine?”


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